[CH] Funny Dave's Insanity Story
Jim and Ken (jkpyro@juno.com)
Sat, 21 Jul 2001 10:24:17 -0400
Recently, I went out to dinner with some friends after church one Sunday
night. Ken had brought along a bottle of Dave's Insanity. One of the
friends with us was a young man named Jon. I asked Jon if he liked hot
food, offering him some of the sauce, but also warning him that it was
extremely hot. . At first, he said no. but later in the meal, his
curiosity got the best of him, and he asked to try it. He dabbed a little
onto his plate, and dipped his French Fry in it. The results were one of
the funniest scenes I've ever encountered.
Jon's face suddenly turned beet red, his eyes bulged, and he yelled "HOLY
GOD, THAT'S HOT!!!!!! For about the next 15 minutes, he went running
around the restaurant in a state of total hysteria, chugging cups of milk
with both hands. The waitress, an older lady, was staring at us, as if to
say "What did you do to that poor kid"?
Finally, I bought him some ice cream to help him cool down. As the heat
wore off, the endorphin euphoria started to kick in. With beads of sweat
all over his face, Jon said "I'm starting to feel gooood now".
Well, I DID warn him :-)
James the Holy Roller Chile Head
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Woods/8255
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