Re: [CH] Intro - Nobody home!
VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Fri, 30 Nov 2001 00:17:02 -0700
>VoodooChile wrote:
>
>> ... some just wallow in the jalapeno and tobasco end of the spectrum, and
>> a few not only eat it hot as hell, but play Twister [TM!] with it,
>> and more...
>
> Hey Rael, I thought of you the other day when I was at Wally
>World. They have a
>section as you walk in with all the current specials, and they had
>Twister [TM!] on
>sale. There must be some REALLY sick pups out there too, as the box
>I saw had kids
>pictured on the cover. Man, what a demented society we live in,
>truly. Have you
yep, those kids are starting younger and younger...i just hope they
don't skip the basics and move on to the intermediate and expert
levels before they develop a good Sense of Twister [TM!]...you can't
play the game unless you can appreciate the metaphysical aspects, the
global meaning, the Zen of Twister [TM!]...
hmmmm, now there's an idea for a book...
>ever contacted the manufacturer and asked if they would let you shoot an
>instructional video they could include in each box??? Might be lucrative
>opportunity for you; or at least a hell of a lot of fun. Maybe they
>could produce
>a special C-H set, like the X-Men / Star Wars / Gold Edition / whatever else,
>Monopoly sets that are out. Ours could have the Hab. - Mango salsa,
>some moist
>towelettes, and a little travel iron for when you pick your clothes
>back up off the
>floor.
interesting idea...they'd also need to include an eye wash and a
water pic for those crusty hard-to-reach spots (i'm talking salsa, of
course)
>
>
>> ...i've hair down to my arse (okay, not quite...sheesh, picky picky people)
>
> Ah, I remember those days. Got it cut about a week and a half before I got
>married, much to the delight of both mothers.
>
> Thought I'd miss it (it was about waist / top-of-arse length);
>turns out I felt
>mostly relief. Go figure...
oooooh, mon, like a nightmare there...i run past barber shops, and
will not date beauticians unless i can handcuff them...
found some Twister sheets and Kmart (i believe) the other
day...present nubile wouldn't let me buy them tho, and right now, if
it ain't flannel, it doesn't go on my futon...been snowing the last
couple days and looks like it may do it all week...which is
cool...and i'm really really rambling now, off topic and all, so...
as penence, a favorite as it's simple, cheap, and remarkably tasty
(reminds me of myself):
garlic chile bruschetta via Rael
french bread
fresh garlic
fresh chile
fresh tomato (optional)
fresh basil (optional)
1> toast/grill the bread
2> crush garlic
3> chop/mince chile, seeds and all
4> chop tomato, mince basil, toss together in a bowl...or don't
5> rub toasted bread with crushed garlic
6> rub toasted bread with minced chile
7> top with fresh tomato basil mix (optional)
8> eat drink and be Mary, yes indeed
9> mo' optional bitz: sprinkle some parm on top as well and run under
the broiler
(parm=parmesan...or romano...asiago?...hmmm)
Nuff.
--
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael64
Monk of the TCS
Order of Enlightened Twister