[CH] Rael's Voodoo Chile Mate/Was Advice For Rael
Paul Karpowicz (hondamedic@mediaone.net)
Mon, 18 Feb 2002 21:08:14 -0500
Rael,
Now that the original thread has run it's course & you've had some time to
digest all the input our savvy list members have suggested, I'd like to
submit mine. I just received a swap from a gardener, in Maine no less, that
included the following:
Leutchauer Paprika
Little Nubian
Matchbox
Now I know you wrote you were thinking about plants, but maybe this scenario
will change your mind. After Little Nubian arrives at your door you gently
bathe her in a tepid bath of saltpeter to soften her skin, place her under a
sheet of growing media & keep her warm on an electric blanket. As her
cotyledons emerge from the blanket you shower her with love & light from
your bedside lamp, keeping her epicotyl body moist with Chamomile tea. Your
nurturing soon brings you a beautiful young thing that you can mold into the
"hottie" of your dreams by feeding & watering and maybe a little stressing
to turn on her capsicum production to high. As the months of TLC in this
relationship pass, you can enjoy seeing her emerge from budding seed to
flowering beauty to the princess of your balcony as her unbridled fruit grow
bigger before your very eyes. And finally, as summer cools to fall and her
true color emerges, you can enjoy her in every way your wild imagination can
conger up.
Just a thought,
Paul
----- Original Message -----
From: "VoodooChile" <rael64@qwest.net>
Sent: Tuesday, 22 January, 2002 12:54 PM
Subject: [CH] Advice for Rael
> Chile Heads-
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> Friends, Nubiles, Monks, Priests, Priestesses, and
> Nekkid-Twister-WannaBe-Masters - Monk Rael needs some input...