Re: [CH] Rael's Voodoo Chile Mate/Was Advice For Rael
Gary Bellinger (yesgaz@itcanada.com)
Mon, 18 Feb 2002 22:04:10 -0800
For the female knuckledraggers on the list, just substitute a Peter Pepper
for a Little Nubian.
> Rael,
> Now that the original thread has run it's course & you've had some time
to
> digest all the input our savvy list members have suggested, I'd like to
> submit mine. I just received a swap from a gardener, in Maine no less,
that
> included the following:
>
> Leutchauer Paprika
> Little Nubian
> Matchbox
>
> Now I know you wrote you were thinking about plants, but maybe this
scenario
> will change your mind. After Little Nubian arrives at your door you gently
> bathe her in a tepid bath of saltpeter to soften her skin, place her under
a
> sheet of growing media & keep her warm on an electric blanket. As her
> cotyledons emerge from the blanket you shower her with love & light from
> your bedside lamp, keeping her epicotyl body moist with Chamomile tea.
Your
> nurturing soon brings you a beautiful young thing that you can mold into
the
> "hottie" of your dreams by feeding & watering and maybe a little stressing
> to turn on her capsicum production to high. As the months of TLC in this
> relationship pass, you can enjoy seeing her emerge from budding seed to
> flowering beauty to the princess of your balcony as her unbridled fruit
grow
> bigger before your very eyes. And finally, as summer cools to fall and her
> true color emerges, you can enjoy her in every way your wild imagination
can
> conger up.
> Just a thought,
> Paul
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "VoodooChile" <rael64@qwest.net>
> Sent: Tuesday, 22 January, 2002 12:54 PM
> Subject: [CH] Advice for Rael
> > Chile Heads-
> >
> > Friends, Nubiles, Monks, Priests, Priestesses, and
> > Nekkid-Twister-WannaBe-Masters - Monk Rael needs some input...
>