Re: [CH] seeds: in and up
VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Sun, 24 Feb 2002 14:08:39 -0700
Twas Writ:
> I started this year's batch of seeds germinating: aji amarillo, ancho
>gigantia,
<< fade in...poorly dubbed British accented dialog >>
"El Captitan! Look! Over there to the East, it's...it's...it's..."
"Godzilla!!!"
"Aaaayyiiiiii !!!"
< panic in the streets shown, chaos, small child sitting alone amidst
the multitude of screaming, running people. A woman slows, grabs the
screaming child, and continues on her way >
< minature suburban area seen, Godzilla approaching it >
"Look there, sir! Godzilla is about to destroy the East side of town!"
"Oh no!! My family! My wife, my daughter!"
< El Capitan breaks down in tears, head in hands, crying tears of pain. >
"What the? Who? Sir! What the devil is that to the South?"
< all heads turn in one direction >
"I..I'm not sure...but it's...it's gigantic!!"
[ fade in _Iron Man_ performed by Black Sabbath ]
< huge ristra shaped creature comes into view, green stemmy legs
sticking out from the form, an occasional leaf here and there,
obscenely large sombrero on it's head >
< screams and panic scenes from town >
"El Capitan! It's....it's Ancho Gigantia!"
< yells and crys of glee abound >
"Ancho Gigantia is going to intercept Godzilla!"
< All eyes turn to the distant scene >
< As Godzilla nears the outskirts of town, he gives a mighty cry and
lets out a burst of his heat ray, destroying a near water tower,
which bursts into pieces sending a flood of water down the street
towards a number of houses. >
< Flash to: little girl sitting in a swing in the back yard of her
house, eating a vanilla ice cream cone, her head inquisitively
turning to the nearing rush of water. >
< Suddenly, a strange cry is heard, sounding somewhat like a La
Cucaracha car horn in a 1973 Impala, but, like, really really
loud...pretty much *just* like a La Cucaracha horn in a 1973 Impala. >
< A burst of white hot flame shoots through the air, strikes the wave
of water rushing towards the defenseless houses, thus citizens, and
vaporizing it upon contact. >
< La Cucaracha sounds again, the entire piece >
" Bloody good shot that was!"
< Godzilla crys out, jumps up and down, does a 90-degree turn, and
faces Ancho Gigantia >
"Ancho Gigantia saved the west side of town, sir! Your family is safe!"
< El Capitan breaks down in tears, head in hands, crying tears of joy. >
"Sir, what is Ancho Gigantia doing?"
< Ancho Gigantia's nimiety of ancho chiles begin to oscillate wildly,
yet in synchronization, as if to some unheard tune...>
[ fade in _Voodoo Chile_ perforemed by the Jimi Hendrix Experience ]
< Godzilla makes a mad rush at AG, waving his arms, screaming>
< Ancho Gigantia cries out with a loud voice, piu mosso (?), ancho
chiles all vibrating, and then a massive barrage of capsaicin-laden
chile-missles are jettisoned from Ancho Gigantia's ristrabody, all
converging on Gozilla, knocking him 2064 yards onto his back.
Gozilla goes into a seizure as capsaicin seeps into his every
reptilian pore, into every orifice, seeping into his puny brain and
rendering him into a blithering, snot-flinging,
Ring-of-Everything-on-Fire smoked lizard. With one last great burst
of his heat ray, Gozilla blasts a hole in the ground and crawls into
it, tail between his legs.>
"He defeated him! Ancho Gigantia has bested Godzilla and saved our
humble town!"
< Uproar of cheers...sing-songs break out...>
"For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow..."
[ Fade in _Low Rider_ performed by War ]
< Ancho Gigantia tips back his sombrero, produces what looks to be a
magnum of Dos Agave mescal, takes a large swallow, bends a bit to the
left as a huge smoke ring exits his posterior side, and walks into
the mountains of the South.>
[ End ]
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael"...self-quarantined for 5 days and too much cough medicine..."64