Re: Salt: WUZ: Re: [CH] hot chocolate... hotter than usual V8 #502
VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Sun, 3 Mar 2002 23:27:05 -0700
>
>> Also happend across:
>>
>> "Rub lime slice on nipple. Apply salt. Pour shot of tequila in
>> navel. Suck shot of tequila from navel. Lick nipple. Make Speedy
>> Gonzales sound: "Ariba, ariba, andulay, andulay". Note: for variety,
>> one may also say: "Hello, pussycat, you looking for a nice fat
>> mouse?" Repeat as needed." [pg. 64, _Book of Rael_, Ch. 2, "Monk
>> No-no's".]
>>
>> Ahem...I hate that chapter.
>
> I knew there was a reason I decided not to become a monk. Odd that the
>"no-no's" would be so detailed though, doncha' think... So if we
>substitute, say rum and sugar for the tequila and salt, or something like
>that, then monks are allowed to indulge in similar behavior???
>
No...but if you make, say, a mango and rum and chile gelato and use
it instead - but only as a tool in ones search for Enlightenment,
mind you! - well, that may be permissible...
>
>> "I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food
>> trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a
>> hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -French Soldier in
>> Monty Python and the Holy Grail-
>
> "... why do you think I have this ridiculous accent?"
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms,
sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur-king,
you and all your silly English knnnnnigggets. Thppppppt!"
--
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael"... Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!..."64
Monk of the TCS
Order of Enlightened Twister [TM!]