Re: [CH] Adventures in Albuquerque
jim@wildpepper.com
Tue, 05 Mar 2002 14:37:51 -0500
Yup- failed. Ain't my style ;-) Abby (wife) was getting liquored up in
the bar at the hotel with a bunch of the other vendors' wives. They
were all trying to talk themselves into going to the strip joint across
the street. They finally decided that they'd go if I'd go (I was
already in the room in bed). She said that it would never happen. They
then got convinced that they could talk me into it. Before you know it,
a $20 bet was made. Easiest money my wife ever made ;-) The door
opens, several of them jump into bed with me and tell me that I've got
to go with them. I simply said 'nope', rolled over, and put the pillow
over my head. They tee-heed & giggled their way out the door after
their failure. I had fun with them the next morning though- they were
all petrified that they'd offended me or crossed the line. I played
hurt & insulted till they hung their heads but then told them that it
was because 4 women left my room happy & all I had to show for it was
$20! I might be easy, but I ain't THAT cheap ;-)
Nope- not Ron Jeremy but supposedly some friends of his. The vendor is
rumored to be banned from the show for life. Doesn't hurt my feelings
;-) I thought that crap went out a few years ago.
Bud, you know you'd always be welcome to tag along! I think you might
even have some fun :-)
-Jim C
Mild to Wild