[CH] (Humor) Ten Rules Of The Kitchen!
Myron Menaker (myronm@bellsouth.net)
Thu, 07 Mar 2002 07:37:59 -0500
Subject: Rules Of The Kitchen
1. PLEASE KEEP OUT except on express permission of cook.
2. COOK shall designate pot scourer, pan polishers, peelers, scrapers
and COOK has supreme AUTHORITY AT ALL TIMES!
3. NO REMARKS AT ALL WILL BE TOLERATED concerning the blackening of
toast, the weakness of soup or the strength of the garlic stew.
4. What goes in stews & soups is NOBODY'S darn business.
5. If you MUST stick your finger in something stick it in the garbage
disposal.
6. DONT CRITICIZE the coffee - you may be old and weak yourself
someday!
7. ANYONE bringing guests in for dinner without PRIOR NOTICE will be
awarded thwacks on skull with sharp object.
8. PLEASE WAIT, Rome wasn't burnt in a day and it takes a while to burn
the ROAST.
9. IF YOU MUST pinch something in this KITCHEN, PINCH THE COOK!
10. This is my kitchen; if you don't believe it START SOMETHING!
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Myron Menaker Daytona Beach FL USA
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