Re: [CH] RE: For Knuckledraggers Only
Dave Drum (xrated@ameritech.net)
Wed, 11 Sep 2002 19:53:34 -0500
At 08:20 PM 9/11/2002 -0400, =Mark wrote:
>At 04:01 PM 9/11/2002 -0500, Dave Drum wrote:
>
>>On the dawning of 9/11 I had a fantasy of giving Osama a cayenne enema.
>>Then I remembered that he is supposed to be ill. And I know about the
>>healing powers of cayenne. So, I decided that administering a cayenne
>>enema probably wouldn't be promoting a desired outcome.
>My brother thought it would be appropriate to fasten a smart guidance
>system to a 1000 Lb hog and drop it on him from 50,000 feet on a clear day
>while he is publicly speaking.
>On a more somber note, does anyone think Osama is still alive? Think
>about it, the guy was a major blowhard and couldn't go more than a few
>weeks without releasing a "Nya-Nya!" video tape taunting the west. Well,
>there's not been a confirmed word from him since November. Very out of
>character...
Nah, he's most likely under 100,000 cubic metres of rock in one of the
collapsed Tora Bora caves. A couple of his high up lieutenants have spoken
of him in the past tense in unguarded moments. I think we're rid of Osama
but not the evil he spawned. I think President Junior is supporting the
fiction that he's alive as a justification for further adventuring in the
middle east. If anyone cares to continue this line - let's take it off list
as this is _severely_ off-topic and can easily degenerate into hate and
discontent among the participants.
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