Re: [CH] camouflage
VoodooChile (rael64@qwest.net)
Wed, 23 Oct 2002 15:43:33 -0600
>You've all probably seen nature photos of some flower that has some
>kind of bug or spider evolved to perfectly match its color and form.
>Well, so it is with shredded carrots in my lunch salad, and
>thin-sliced orange habs. I still have a bowl of fresh habs from the
>fields, and it's getting to be a use-it-or-lose-it situation. Today
>I made a salad at the store on my lunch break, took it home, and
>sliced a hab into it. Then I added another hab. Now I'm back in
>the cubicle, hissing and gasping my way through an edible minefield.
>
If the minefield doesn't get you, the cluster bomb coming out your arse will.
WHOOOOOMF
(that's a trademarked Marvel Comics "sound", btw...)
So...accept the inevitable. Bask in it. Scoop it up with a spoon
and lick it off. Better yet, pour some into the navel of the/a loved
one and stick your tongue in it...then lick your lips...the lick
her/his lips...taste more, lick more, growl, and quench your thirst
for tomorrow you may die...crossing a street...not nekkid and eating
chiles like one would prefer, or so I should think. It's yer choice.
Praise be to El Grande.
woof
(spooning Smoke Dust into my ramen...student grub...send money...or
nubile with a profitable future...and an innie)
woof woof
--
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles served by Nubiles in Latex and Chains.......
Rael64
Monk of the TCS
Order of Enlightened Twister [TM!]