Re: [CH] Tofu, Part II

Scott (peechdog@bellsouth.net)
Wed, 20 Nov 2002 00:58:17 -0500

On Tue, 19 Nov 2002 20:49:58 -0500, The NorthEast ChileMan wrote:

-->Bear with me a moment.

<snip>

-->Fade back to straightman: And we got tofu turkey.
-->Consumer: Tofu turkey, what's that?
-->Straightman: It's tofu, formed in the shape of a turkey.
-->Consumer: Really??? What's it taste like?
-->Straightman: Wellll it taste's like....(long pause)....turkey!
-->
-->I fell on the floor & everybody in the shop thought I'd died or
something
-->except for the laughter & tears that was emanating from my prone
body.

Paul,

tofurkey is a real thing! check this out:

http://www.tofurky.com/mainF.htm
http://www.yak.net/fqa/296.html

scott in FTL