Re: [CH] OT: Evil Corporate Types

The NorthEast ChileMan (thenortheastchileman@attbi.com)
Mon, 23 Jun 2003 05:28:12 -0400

Ya know Jim, I had a feeling that's the kind of guy you were. I have a
lawyer friend who continues to struggle to make ends meet because he refuses
to lie, cheat or steal. I met him when he was doing his pre-bar internship &
he remains true to his heart & upbringing to this day. So there's more than
1 honest lawyer in the USA.....Just on opposite coasts......I wonder if
there's any in-between...Which leads me to my favorite lawyer joke......

What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake & a dead lawyer in the
road?

There's skid marks in front of the rattlesnake.............

Yours in heat,
Paul
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Nelson" <jmnelson@winfirst.com>
To: "RavenMoon" <ravenmoon_ch@yahoo.com>; "Chile Heads Post"
<Chile-Heads@globalgarden.com>
Sent: Sunday, 22 June, 2003 10:06 PM
Subject: Re: [CH] OT: Evil Corporate Types


> No apology  required but yes there is another kind.
> I'm one of the one's you call when someone you hired tries to play jury
> lottery with you and your business. Or some government type calls and
> insists that you prove to them why it is that you are not paying people
> improperly or discriminating against folks because you decline to look
> the other way when folks come to work on a regular basis. Rather than
> scumsucking lawyer or evil corporate type I prefer "freedom fighter for
> what is left of free enterprise" but I settle for chilehead and tip my
> hat to those of you engaged in small business or in taking a small
> business to the next level.  Hovever since I deal with the same folks
> who are the source of the lawyer jokes I can empathize.
>
> Climbing down from sopabox to go turn the water on the plants.
>
> Jim the Chilehead lawyer (to differentiate himself from other more
> venerable Jim's on th list).
>
> RavenMoon wrote:
>
> >I have a friend who is a lawyer and when I first met
> >him I asked "what kind" of attorney he is... you know,
> >family, government, environmental, corporate? His
> >reply: "A scumsucking lawyer! Is there any other
> >kind?"
> >
> >So... would an "evil corporate type" be redundant?
> >
> >~ Raven... who maybe better apologize right away to
> >that Other Jim for the lawyer dig