[CH] Hot Sauce Received As A Gift

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Well....here's a dilemma from the card carrying Grand Poobah of the Moderate
Corps.  A dear friend, knowing that I LOVE chiles, gave me a generous
Christmas gift.

I now own two bottles of sauce that I'm afraid to open:
    Blair's After Death Sauce &  Blair's Possible Side Effects.

YOWSER!  These guys are sitting on a shelf in my kitchen leering down at me
(they each have a small skull charm attached with a chain!) and I just know
that if I open one of them I will be sucked over to the Dark Side for all
times.  That netherland where people drop to their knees, become beet red
all over, gasp for breath and, yes....wet their pants!  HELP!!  I'm being
overcome!  I know the next time these people see me..and that's often...they
will want to know how I liked the gift.  I can only stall so long; what to
do!

SandyO
CH #1146 of the moderate persuasion

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