Re: [CH] Hot Sauce Received As A Gift

Robert A Reed (rob.rd@juno.com)
Wed, 17 Dec 2003 05:34:33 -0800

these are very hot
they are also very bad in taste ( worse than DIS )
the first of these has the most approiate accronyn ever
	BADS

On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 17:42:28 -0600 "Sandy Olson" <sandyo@wctatel.net>
writes:
> Well....here's a dilemma from the card carrying Grand Poobah of the 
> Moderate
> Corps.  A dear friend, knowing that I LOVE chiles, gave me a 
> generous
> Christmas gift.
> 
> I now own two bottles of sauce that I'm afraid to open:
>     Blair's After Death Sauce &  Blair's Possible Side Effects.
> 
> YOWSER!  These guys are sitting on a shelf in my kitchen leering 
> down at me
> (they each have a small skull charm attached with a chain!) and I 
> just know
> that if I open one of them I will be sucked over to the Dark Side 
> for all
> times.  That netherland where people drop to their knees, become 
> beet red
> all over, gasp for breath and, yes....wet their pants!  HELP!!  I'm 
> being
> overcome!  I know the next time these people see me..and that's 
> often...they
> will want to know how I liked the gift.  I can only stall so long; 
> what to
> do!
> 
> SandyO
> CH #1146 of the moderate persuasion
> 
> 
>