[CH] Dear Owner of Burrito establishment..

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Dear Owner of Burrito Establishment Next to my place of employment,

This is a formal notification that I am hereby sueing you on grounds
of false advertising.  

You are advertising a "Nuclear Burrito" and mention it containing 
"white rice [you cant even spice the rice?], black beans, jalapeno 
queso, habanero pepper sauce, diced jalapeno, onions [of which you 
added WAY too many of], lettuce, fresh salsa and choice of steak or
chicken."  

Now one might read the name, plus the ingredients and expect this to
be hot.  Dear sir.. it barely even raised the temperature of my palate.
While it may be true I have no taste buds left from eating [and drinking]
foods that DO deliver what they promise...  the Nuclear Burrito does
not.

You have 30 days in which to correct this, I will buy the same burrito
again at that time and look for improvement.  If said improvement is
not accomplished...   well you are just S.O.L. then.

Woody

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