David, you aint gonna grow those where you live...gotta move to SoCal or Mexico to grow those pears. Well, maybe you can grow the onion and garlic. Even here on Vancouver Island I can grow maters and chiles on my deck! And I plant garlic with the tomatoes, same pot...keeps the bad guys away...Cheers, Doug in BC Uncle Dirty Dave (Dave Drum) wrote: > =Mark wrote: > >> April Fools! > > >> On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:57:11 -0800, Dave Anderson wrote > > >>> http://www.fiery-foods.com/dave/chilmato.asp > > > Y'reckon? Well done if it is. Sure got my d!@k hard. Salsa on a bush? > Sure - but, where's the avocado? >