A few more suggestions: "The Passion of the Chinense" "The Inedibles" "Hunan Eye for the Capsicum Guy" "Night of the Living Chile" "Desperate Chileheads" --- "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken