> Doug's meatball story made me think of a silly song parody from my > childhood: > > On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese, > I lost my poor meatball when I started to sneeze. > It rolled off the table, and onto the floor. > And then my poor meatball, it rolled out the door. It rolled thru the yard, and into a bush When I found my poor meatball, it was nothing but moosh. -Dustin