[CH] FrankT Crockpot Surprise
Linda Hutchinson (lipant@sympatico.ca)
Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:57:43 -0400
FrankT Crockpot Surprise:
Ingredients:
* Refrigerator, which shall contain foodstuffs largely of interest to
archeologists and forensic pathologists.
* One Black&Decker Model .357 Crock Pot, with optional propane afterburners
("Cooks Whole Buffalo!").
* Abysmal state job.
* Money-management skills of a young blowfish.
In the dead of night, empty contents of Refrigerator into Crock Pot. Stun or
otherwise subdue ambulatory Contents, taking care to release any raccoons or
other naturally-evolved wildlife into the yard. Avoid multi-legged
organisms, as they are sometimes capable of forcing open the Lid and
escaping under the Sink.
Tighten all eight Lock-Bolts(tm) and secure the pressure intake ports. Set
the thermostat for 1600 degrees F and dive beneath Couch (see note
concerning raccoons above). Wait until plasma cloud disperses and NEST team
vacates the area. Carefully open the Crock Pot, thrash senseless anything
still twitching, and add sprinkle of allspice and 550 cc of Bactine.
Serves four or eight, depending on portions and appetizer-course casualties.
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Linda
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