Re: [CH] Pepper Heat War

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Jose Cisneros wrote:
> I humbly suggest pepper spray at five paces.
> With no goggles, eye wipes, washes, endorphins,
> uppers or downers.
> Seconds of your own choosing.
> No tear or mustard gas allowed.
> Each combatant will be allowed to create their own
> pepper spray from peppers grown by scullery scuts
> in their own kitchen garden.
> Sharp sticks and knives not allowed.
> 
> Violently yours,
> 
> Jhose-A

All eyes gouged out to be returned to their rightful owners. Ears sent 
to Mike Tyson.

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