[CH] Old Dogs

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    We could do this!!  I think however most chrs' are out there trying to
get there peppers to grow...  not authoring emails.    back to work now :<}

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>A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her 
>faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. 
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>
>One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles 
>discovers that he's lost .. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading 
>rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
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>
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>The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!" Noticing some bones
on 
>the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with 
>his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the
old 
>poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if 
>there are any more around here?" 
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>Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of 
>terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew! ", says the 
>leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" 
>
>Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, 
>figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection 
>from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after 
>the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The?? 
>monkey? soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a
deal 
>for himself with the leopard. 
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>The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, 
>hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine! 
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>Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and 
>thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits 
>down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and 
>just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says. 
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>"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another 
>leopard! 
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>Moral of this story.... 
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>
>Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and 
>skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience. 
>
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