Re: [CH] (OT) The Half Wit

jim@wildpepper.com
Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:08:39 -0500

Ripe sermon?

Ask your preacher not to bathe for a week :-)

Haven't a clue what a sermon is, but I'd suspect it'd react to ripening
gas like most anything else.


I actually *did* get a call from a gov'ment b-crat who inquired if I was
a veggie/fruit grower who did business with a distributor.  I answered
that I did, because I filled both roles (grower/distributor).  She
informed that I hadn't filed some sort of fair pricing agreement that
needed to be on file with some office of some ag dept, basically stating
that I wouldn't overcharge the distributor and was aware of some sort of
fair pricing policy.  I asked again if she understood that I sold them
to myself.  "Yes- but it doesn't matter, the form needs to be on file". 
Exsisting somewhere in the offices of some obscure ag office is a form
that does indeed state that I promise not to overcharge myself when
selling myself my chiles.

-Jim
http://www.StepUpforCharity.org