Re: [CH] OT Last Night
Douglas Barnhart (dabhome@enter.net)
Fri, 23 May 2008 00:44:54 -0500
The basic fact that my Wife dose not Eat Chili but My oldest son Chris
and myself Do,seems to Put afore mentioned persons at
Great Odds as to where We shall be Seated and or bedded down for the
evening after consuming Said delight.
When My son and self start to b*tch Bout this arrangement She just says
You've done this to yourselves so just shut up and Deal
with It! And as a Matter of Fact My son Will TRY To out do His Old Man
In the Tonal and Odoriferous Qualities of the consequences
after enjoying the wonderful Dish that We love so much!
And Please Dont anyone tell my 14yr, old son that yes he could light his
aftermath ablaze, He'd most likely scorch his cat to a cinder
being that he finds it funny to see its face after he Releases His
Noxious vapor Cloud upon its Head!
Thanks And Good luck with Your Girlfriend "assuming That she is Still
with you" after what YOU did to Her! Law Round here is
at least a 5second warning before such a Release !
Doug B. From Pa.
JohnT wrote:
> LB,
>
> Carbon footprint. Have you no regard whatsoever of the negative
> consequences of your irresponsible methane production? 20 times the
> warming potential of carbon dioxide!
>
> Shame on you!
>
> jt
>
> I think you are just bragging abt actually having a girlfriend anyways.
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- From: Byron
> To: Chile Heads
> Sent: Thursday, May 22, 2008 4:35 PM
> Subject: [CH] OT Last Night
>
>
> I was laying on the couch last night snuggling with my GF when she
> suddenly made that slow move of hers to my dormant dingerwatt. Out of
> nowhere came that nasty eruptus scentango that left us both pinching our
> nostrils. She got herself quickly into a state of huff and fled to the
> bedroom, locking the door behind her. I feel that I am the aggrieved in
> this instance. After all, it was her chili and enchiladas that done the
> deed. Also, I was half asleep when this faux pau occurred. I realize
> that women aren't the dogs that men are, reveling in the smell of their
> own farts and all, but I feel, under the circumstances, she could have
> been a little more humane in her treatment of me.
>
>
> :-) LB
>
>