Hey, Byron! You essay "BANNED AT WAL-MART" has escaped the list onto the general internet. I got it three times this morning from various folks - all with no credit given. I predict that your little hilarious piece of prose will have legs as long as Bruce Cameron's "Chilli Judge" essay ... and with as little credit to the original author. For my part I wrote back to all those who sent it to me with the suggestion that they A) add a credit line, and B) drop you a note thanking you for having writen it. Bv)= -- ENJOY!!! From Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen Home of YAHOOOOAHHHH Hot Sauce & Hardin Cider ... There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. -- Cyril Connolly