Re: [CH] Long Forgotten Poem
Rael64 (z42dkm@yahoo.com)
Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:58:36 -0700 (PDT)
In case most of you don't know, Jeff's current place of residence is in Waupun, Wisconsin.
http://www.galenfrysinger.com/wisconsin_waupun_penitentiary.htm
Ahem.
Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......
Rael"...I tell no lies...ZOT!..."64
--- On Tue, 10/20/09, Jeff <jeff@ulupica.com> wrote:
> From: Jeff <jeff@ulupica.com>
> Subject: [CH] Long Forgotten Poem
> To: "'chile heads'" <chile-heads@globalgarden.com>
> Date: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 8:15 PM
> Here's a little ditty I wrote way
> back in 1998 (I just located a copy of one
> of the first websites I ever made called Pepperman's
> Capsicum Carnival) I
> thought the site was long gone but it's still sitting out
> there on an
> obscure free hosting site. I believe it was just after I
> tasted Jim
> Campbell's "The Bread", back when he would send samples of
> it to random
> folks on the list;
>
> Enjoy (or not) :)
>
> Jeff
>
> ---------------------------------------
>
> Dueling ChileHeads
>
> Edward had a new hot sauce
> He tested it on Fred.
> When Fred had eaten all of it,
> He wished that he were dead.
>
> Fred felt it flare within his gut
> He said, "I'm such a fool."
> And when it reached his sorry butt,
> Fred wished for something cool.
>
> "A Popsicle is what I need!"
> He shouted through the door.
> "I read about it on some list,
> Though I'm not sure what it's for."
>
> Now by this time Fred wasn't sure
> What was and wasn't there.
> He started to hallucinate,
> His psyche was laid bare.
>
> He thought he heard a Hendrix tune,
> Fred started in to sway.
> Right then and there Fred knew for sure...
> TOMORROW ED MUST PAY!
>
> Fred awoke, and then got up,
> And tried to clear his head.
> "Today's the day, I make Ed pay!"
> It's time to make THE BREAD"
>
> He stumbled toward the kitchen door,
> He got out what he needed.
> "When Eddy tastes this little treat,
> My victory's conceded!"
>
> That afternoon Fred went and knocked
> Upon Ed's big front door.
> He said to Ed, "This bread's for you,
> To show that I'm not sore."
>
> "It's nice and light, and tasty too!"
> Fred had said to Ed.
> And before that day came to an end...
> Ed would eat THE BREAD.
>
> It came to pass upon that day,
> Ed had a heart attack.
> They tried to pin it all on Fred,
> For making such a snack.
>
> The HazMat Team was called to town,
> To pick up all THE BREAD.
> And from now on all the storage costs
> Must be paid by Fred.
>
> The moral of my little tale,
> Of cruel and vengeful folks,
> Is
> "NEVER USE A PEPPER FOR PULLING STUPID JOKES!"
>
>