[CH] Guac This Way mentioned on Feldman
Alex Silbajoris (asilbajo@hotmail.com)
Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:54:39 +0000
Last week the Whad' Ya Know? show had a segment about Steven Tyler and they played Walk This Way. So I sent in the lyrics from Guac This Way, posted on this list in August of 2000. They actually read a few lines of it on the air.
Green chile-head, his salad always only lettuce
Till he talked to his grocer who say
Well this morning I got a
Lovely case of avacado
And you're sure to be a chang'n your ways
He went to the dealer, got a vegetable peeler
And he learned a little flick of the wrist,
Got a lesson in life
When he picked up the knife
And it started with a little pit -
Like this!
Started on the choppin' with his fingers kinda bopp'n
Garlic vapor rising up in the air
Yeah the onion got diced, the tomato looked nice
With a bit of jalapeno in there.
So he thought he had a winner at the hotluck dinner
With an entry that was ready to burn,
But as soon as it was tasted
We agreed his time was wasted
And he still had a lot to learn
I told him to
Guac this way, guac this way.
Guac this way, guac this way.
Just gimme some chips! -
Like this!
I said you' re probably gonna wanna
get yourself some good serrano
Or some Arbol hang'n off o' the tree
I said it might seem silly
But I saw your Super Chile
And I noticed it was point'n at me.
I had a next-door neighbor
With a sauce that had some flavor
But there was something it was seeming to miss,
So I took a little scratch
And I gave it just a little twist -
Like this!
Well the sucker had a winner at the next hot dinner
All the sweaty people lined up to say
They all knew he wasn't fool'n
When he left the judges drooling
When I told him how to Guac This Way
Guac this way, guac this way.
Guac this way, guac this way.
Just gimme some chips! -
Like this!
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