Re: [CH] Stupid People

Myron Menaker (myronm@bellsouth.net)
Sat, 18 Sep 1999 18:01:22 -0400

> YNYACHI: 
> 
> You bring Yogurt and/or banannas to a hot-luck or hot sauce tasting.  
> 


Hey, where's your sign? "Know" begins with a "K!"

Myron

Charles Demas wrote:
> 
> A friend sent me this, and I thought of an added one, related to
> chiles, it's at the end.
> 
> |Stupid people
> |
> |    They should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid".
> |  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?  You
> |  wouldn't ask them anything.  It would be like, "Excuse me...
> |  oops, never mind.  I didn't see your sign."
> |
> |    It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California,
> |  our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in
> |  our driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You
> |  moving?"   "Nope.  We just pack our stuff up once or twice a
> |  week.  Just to see how many boxes it takes.  Here's your sign."
> |
> |    A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine,
> |  we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer
> |  of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them
> |  fish?"  "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
> |
> |    I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he
> |  was playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went
> |  up to him and I said "Hey, (smacked the boy), we don't hit."  He
> |  looked up at me like, "Here's your sign, dad."
> |
> |    I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
> |  Channel, there was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's
> |  only one way to test that..    "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark
> |  suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of
> |  sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well all
> |  right....hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it"
> |
> |    Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I
> |  pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas stations, the
> |  attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he
> |  said, "Tire go flat?"   I couldn't resist.  I said, "Nope. No I was
> |  driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me.
> |  Here's your sign."
> |
> |    We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy came
> |  over to the house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes.
> |  We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches
> |  down and grabs the exhaust pipe,  then goes, "Darn that's hot!"
> |  See..... If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
> 
> What about those we tell, "Be careful, That sauce is very hot," and
> they say, "Nah, I can eat anything," and then turn a remarkable shade
> of red?  We really need to be able to say, "Here's your sign."  :-)
> 
> After judging Hot Sauces at the Pig 'n Pepper, we tried the Hottest
> sauces (a different group), and I tried some of "Da Bomb" (or some
> extract based sause).  Well, initially, a tiny amount didn't seem
> too hot, so I tried more, and some more.  Then the heat started to
> build ... and I'm told *I* turned a pretty bright red.  Yougurt
> didn't help much, or so it seemed.  Next year, I'll bring banannas, and
> I'll get to leave my sign at home.  :-)
> 
> YNYACHI:
> 
> You bring Yogurt and/or banannas to a hot-luck or hot sauce tasting.
> 
> Chuck Demas
> Needham, Mass.

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