[CH] Nuerotic Dozen
Calvin Donaghey (gdonaghey@bitstreet.com)
Mon, 20 Sep 1999 18:39:10 -0500
Nuerotic n. ....2. (of a person)~ subject to ABNORMAL ANXIETIES or
OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR.
...Ever worry about what you will do in the winter when your garden is
no longer making fresh pods? What about the crop failure in New
Mexico??? Palms start to sweat, dry mouth, and other withdrawal
symptoms?
...Ever worry about leaving town only to discover you left your chile
stash at home????
Can you say "ABNORMAL ANXIETIES"? Sure you can.
...Ever stash away frozen pods, just in case, when you already have more
than you can use?
...Ever realize you qualified on over 90% of the YKYACHI list??
...Ever tried pepper spray, just to see how hot it is??
...Ever request "a large glass of salsa, please." when the waitress asks
for your drink order??
Can you say "OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR"? Sure you can.
Count me in.
Calvin