[CH] Recycled joke + Question
Frank Andrew Stevenson (frank@funcom.com)
Thu, 18 Nov 1999 11:13:13 +0100 (CET)
Question: ( fizzling leftovers )
Why does food that is hot enough to give breathing problems
oftentimes cool down, and becomes almost harmless after a day
in the fridge ?
Joke:
This is obviously an old one, and should be filed in the catagory
of urban.folklore, but I just recently became aware of it.
The Chili Cookoff
Recently I was honored to be selected as an Outstanding Famous (?)
Celebrity in my Community, to be a judge at a chili cook-off because no
one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the
last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table
asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by
the other two judges that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and
besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I
accepted this as being one of those burdens you endure when you're an
Internet writer and therefore known and adored by all.
[I snipped the rest, follow the links for complete story]
One location of the joke. ( picked at random )
http://www.cs.utk.edu/~raver/Jokes/True/ChiliCookoff.html
Or from the archives:
Chile-Heads Digest Thu, 24 Apr 1997 Volume 3 : Issue 304
http://neptune.netimages.com/~chile/archives/volume.3/digest.304
frank