Re: [CH] Fear and (pepper) loathing in Wichita

MachineGun (
Thu, 02 Apr 1998 22:50:53 -0600

Twas Writ:
>SYM was (loudly) announcing just how f***ing hot his wings were, when the
>hero of the story (me!) said: "Hell, if all you're using is Tabasco, it
>can't be all that hot." Oops...SYM was a little in his cups, and I was a
>little looked like a bar fight was in the works (really, no
>kidding, he was *pissed*!)...but, I managed to save it by stating that my
>objection to Tabasco was due to the vinegar base. Luckily, he agreed, and
>all was "ok".

1.  Statement shoulda been: "Tabasco?" <wild, uncontrollable laughter...>

2.  Whilst stating the above, you shoulda produced a bottle of <yer choice
of habanero hot sauce inserted here...which one should always carry's a TCS rule, mind ya <g>>, and slung a few drops into yer beer,
setting the bottle down between you and the SYM, as you quaffed yer brew
down happily, marrily (wait...marrially?, no, married..oh hell no, uh,
"with glee"...yeah..), and with smile on face.  Odds are the SYM woulda
taken a taste which probably woulda been worth another hearty laugh.

3.  Kept one hand on the beer bottle/mug at all times for obvious reasons.
Some people just have no sense of humor... about a flood o' memories....

Sigh =8^(

Peace, Hendrix, and Chiles.......