Re: [CH] Condolences to Walt
Alex Silbajoris (asilbajo@hotmail.com)
Mon, 05 May 2003 11:47:43 +0000
>From: "Walter Spencer" <g0tuj@g0tuj.karoo.co.uk>
>Oh how I wish!
Yes, I think _I'm_ Walt this time, I was the one at McDonald's.
Quite a while ago, the ones here used to have small pizzas on the menu, and
in those days you could sometimes find the small packs of red pepper flakes.
But this one didn't even have pepper shakers on the tables, just the paper
packs.
Somewhere, some inventor has his condo in Florida because he managed to sell
the food industry on his design for tiny paper packs that NEVER tear open
the way they're supposed to.
"We'll make them try to snap it open, see, and then once it's crumpled
they'll have to tear it across!"
"But won't that make it harder to get the pepper out?"
"Who cares! We'll only put 17 grains of pepper in each pack anyway! Trying
to get some spice out of these things will be like playing scratch-off
lottry tickets!"
- A
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