[CH] OT: Jet Fuel & Drinkin' Buddies
Rob Solarion (robs@dctexas.net)
Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:59:05 -0600
Pardon me if you've seen this one before, but it is too good to let
it go unposted.
Enjoy the holidays! R.
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Drinkin' Buddies
Razorbuck and Basshole are a couple of drinking
buddies who work as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.
One day the airport is fogged in and they're stuck
in the hanger with nothing to do. Razorbuck says,
"Man, I wish we had something to drink."
Basshole says, "Me, too. Y'know, I heard you can
drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So
they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Razorbuck wakes up and is
surprised at how good he feels, in fact, he feels
great, no hangover. No bad side effects, nothing. Then
the phone rings. It's Basshole.
Basshole: "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Razorbuck: "Great!"
Basshole: "I feel great, too. You don't have a
hangover?"
Razorbuck: "No, that jet fuel is great stuff, no
hangovers, nothing. We oughta do this more often."
Basshole: "Yeah, well, there's just one thing...."
Razorbuck: "What's that?
Basshole: "Have you farted yet?"
Razorbuck: "No."
Basshole: "Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."
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Rob Solarion
Northeast Texas
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