> Damn. I wasn't paying attention to the date (or
> emails, obviously). I woulda told Brother Jim C. to
> get a move on up those stairs or Oh-So-Young Rael may
> have to make a visit and prod him up those stairs...
>
> ("let's see...batteries, cattle prod...yup, all
> ready!")
>
Or, how 'bout that branding iron you ordered for Open Fields and never used?
That could've kept him at the top end of the Stairmaster.